Grow Up

Well, summer's almost over, so you know what that means--obligatory bitching from every single high school graduate about how their life is ending and all the people they're "leaving behind" will never be seen again.

Specifically, I'm talking about Heidi, the whiniest, bitchiest, most spoiled girl I think I've ever met in my life. She's the type of girl that's not content unless she's got an epic problem in her life. Either she's not talking to you, or if she is, it's whining about the pettiest shit imaginable. I remember one time she complained to me that her friend Christina visits her too much at work, and deduced that she had to be trying to "take over her life".

That's the big thing with girls like Heidi. Everything remotely important is an epic turning point in life, and is going to change the way life is lived from that point on. They don't realize that their life, or anyone's life really, is just a mere thought to so many people. Trust me, when you wear your hospital bracelet from 2 months ago, no one is giving it a second thought, unless that thought is, "Jesus, this girl's fucking starved for attention". But one thing's for sure, they're not getting the same reaction you're expecting--

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